Johevah

Johevah is a phonetic variant of the Semitic name of God, YHWH. In Hebrew, the letter "Y" is "yod", pronounced with the /j/ sound. "H" is "he", pronounced as /h/. "V" as "waw", pronounced with the /v/ sound.

In Western tradition, YHWH is anglicised into English text as either Yahweh or Jehovah. The pronunciation of Yahweh is not how it looks and is always mispronounced by Westerners. Western acedemics not only cannot pronounce Yahweh, they cannot even figure out vowel placements between Hebrew constenants, with or without niqqud—and they are in the year 2020 AD/CE (For idiots, that's not AC/DC). The anglicised Yah/we/h sounds like: Jah-Veh-Ha.

In a way, the mispronounciation of the Tetragrammaton protects Jewish tradition, whereby G-d's name is never uttered by anyone.

Origins
An indication of who YHWH is, can be determined by the statement he makes to Moses, "I AM that I AM", which in Hebrew is transliterated as ’ehye ’ăšer ’ehye. I am That (’ehye ’ăšer) is a paronomasia for the following deiforms that had changed over time, as if he were saying I am: Assur, Shamash, Utu, Anu, An. Western "Scholars" are so dumb, they go on a tirade about the expression's possible meanings like "who I am", "choose to become", or "existing" which means they really don't understand Eastern thinking or even paronomasia (παρονομασία) as if the concept were owned by Greeks.

Essentially, YHWH is the Semitic correspondence of the Sumerian god AN (Akkadian: Anu), from which the Anunnaki come from. AN, pronounced /on/, is a divine paronomasia for "game on", whereby his star glyph 𒀭 could be viewed like a big fat button to push. AN caused a "great flood" that destroyed an unknown proto-Sumerian civilisation according to the Sumerian King List, and the tablets of Bilgamesh. Western literature on pre-flood societies traditionally use the term "antediluvian" (AN-tediluvian?). Western "scholars" are the biggest dumbasses on the planet, because they believe that the Sumerian flood story is based on localised flooding. They completely ignore that the flood mythos is cross-cultural, established in the Vedas of Hinduism and even the Pre-Columbian Mesoamerican flood myths that predate European invasion (Part of the reason for their lack of a "big-picture" (as they call it) is Western acedemic compart-mental-isation).

Semitic and Sumerian cultures coexisted together into the Third Dynasty of Ur, or Ur III period. By 2100 BCE, the law code of Ur-Nammu had been established, a precursor to Code of Hammurabi (1750 BCE) and the Hebrew Ten Commandments (c. 1500 BCE). See Ur-Nammu law code here.

By c. 2000 BCE, YHWH led Abram (the Patriarch Abraham) out of Sumeria, just before the fall of Ur.

YHWH connected with a descendant of Abraham, by the name of Moses, around 1500 BCE and gave him a condensed "eye for an eye" law code based on the Mesopotamian template. The Hebrew Judges later expanded the Commandments to at least 600 laws. Many of which, Moses was involved in drafting. On a side note, the Babylonians were observing at least 300 laws in their own culture and maybe even more by Moses' day.

Most Christians ignore the 600 plus laws, but Judaism reveres them especially in regards to cleanliness —a quality that Westerners extremely lack. Even Islam follows laws of cleanliness, right down to proper hygene. But Westerners do not have proper hygene. They use toilet paper to clean their assholes, an extremely unclean practice that leaves particles on and around the anus, and even near the genitals. Westerners commonly suffer from urinary track infection UTI, especially their females. Their big business capitalist Charmin toilet paper promotes this aggravation for Westerners. It's so bad, that when there is a supply lack of toilet paper, Westerners get extremely paranoid and buy shelve loads of paper in fear of paper drought. Also the American urinal is a haven for Staff infection which strikes most of the American males on the shins of their legs from below the knee-caps to feet. If they don't like to use the urinal, they piss in the toilet with the seat down. If they sit on a urinated lid, with or without the damn paper, they expose themselves to ass sores...kind of like Western "scholars". Then they wonder how pandemic disease spreads at alarming rates. Most Americans don't do what they are told anyway, it's why they can't get their shit together; or as in the case of Kabul (2021), they can't even get their shit. Of all the Westerners, the Americans are the dumbest, followed by the Britons—particulary in economics; but Americans especially because they cannot do work; they have to outsource for labour and parts. Not only is China a superpower now, but Taiwan is something to behold. Then back to America, when there is economic crisis, guess how they open the job market? The American government will open more federal job openings, bywhich, as their employer, they pay federal employee salaries from the income the government gets through federal income tax (IRS). "Hey China, can you give us a loan too? We have to pay our federal employees". The US dollar should become Renminbi any day now.

Western acedemics are so dumb in economics, they do not even believe that the alliance of the King of Tyre and the King of Israel, c. 950 BCE, amassed commercial prosperity, with extensive traffic between Tyre, Egypt, and Arabia, and also with Tarshish, Ophir, and South India. Western historians do not even argue over its authenticity, they just dismiss its relevance entirely; inasmuch as Freemasonry has Eastern origins.

Thus circling back around like an ouroboros to the Tower of Babel (c. 3600 BCE), where the "Lord of Hosts" (YHWH/AN) came down and touched the tower built of fired brick and slime for mortar.

If you made it to the end of this article, go get some Charmin toilet paper... becuase you are about to take a big shit, both Christians and "Devil worshipers" (who are really cheap anti-Christian posers). Atheists don't count. They are single cellular subhumans, inferior to the thinking capacity of a vegetable. Like in Rome, /on/ the day of Mabus, the whole lot of you will be fed to the LIONS!